So what's the haps? How is err'body?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by deverrant, Apr 10, 2011.

  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    My computer situation has been shitty lately. BUT I'm not goin anywhere and I hope to have it resolved soon.

    So how's everybody doin? What's new?
    Wanna get drunk?
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    i'm trying this new concept called "sober fun".


    it's not fun or funny :sad:
     
  3. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Aw man... you gonna have to change your name and shit?
     
  4. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Put down that bottle of vodka then!

    Hi dev :hw:
     
  5. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Hey, Dawg. :wub:
     
  6. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    last month, my doctor suggested that i quit the vodka cold turkey. i laughed at him for a solid 10 seconds.

    i wonder if my liver has shrunk at all since that day :bigthink
     
  7. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I thought it was never recommended to quit booze cold turkey? It can literally kill you, depending on how much you drink.

    Though I guess if you were gonna die, you would have by now.

    Glad you're still alive, Naz! :c
     
  8. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Oh Herro, Dev.

    I was a a bar last night and this ugly lady kept STARING at me. I wanted to stab her.
     
  9. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    :c

    he didn't necessarily say i had to quit for life, just for a month or so for the liver to "heal". i do recall him saying that it's okay to have one drink per night after the cleansing period. i'm pretty high right now, so if this doesn't make sense.. :dontknow:


    hi MOnK :c
     
  10. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Oh Hai Naz! :c
     
  11. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Was the fat AND ugly? With black hair and eyebags?
     
  12. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    so this ugly chick...was she sandra bernhart ugly?
     
  13. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    YES!

    I woke up smelling like chicken and grill and shit too.

    I wanted to have a quesadilla for breakfast, but didn't want it all over muh face though.

    :jj:
     
  14. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Ummm. More like one of the fat, ugly wives from GoodFellas.
     
  15. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Oooh, or Johnny Sac's wife, Ginny from the Sopranos!
     
  16. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    :nojerk:
     
  17. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    They ran out of food because of her. That is why I didn't eat.
     
  18. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    There was no chicken to be found within a 25-mile radius.
     
  19. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    The quesadillas there are filled with 3 whole chickens. True story.
     
  20. dawg

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