So when is Kate Upton going to come on?

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  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Didn't Howard used to get these kind of hot chicks on the show?

    [video=youtube;iWeYcXNsBPI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWeYcXNsBPI&feature=youtu.be[/video]
     
  2. EndOfLine

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    (passive aggressive) 'Coming up this morning we have Kate Oopton. Uptown? Oopten? How do you say it Robin?' (/passive aggressive)
     
  3. Dominic GPS

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    never. she blew up on net in 11 and she's 12's "it" girl. she needs to be asked if she swallows like she needs a kick from a beth.
     
  4. Tinman

    Tinman Well-Known Member

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    "Look atch you! You big shot model!":facepalm:
     
  5. Chuck Kongo

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    It would be great.

    Howard, being a closeted gay homosexual faggot (not that there's anything wrong with that), probably has no idea who she is and he can lecture her about how she'll need to lose 50-60 lbs if she has hopes of any kind of career in modeling.....
     
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    she's a reaoe supermodoe
     
  7. FSFN

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    "you know Kate, my wife Beth Stern is a model"

    "yeah... she's really beautiful"

    "I'm a photographer now, and I take pictures if her now"

    (shows Kate the pic of Beth laughing in the snow)

    Ackward silence...



    "ummmmm Wow...you do great work, Beth is beautiful"

    "I can do a shoot with you Kate"

    "sure, let's set it up..."


    Nothing is set up, nothing becomes of it, Howard is a legend in his own mind, Kate goes about he business being the hottest woman on the planet. Just like every other one time interview.
     
  8. Dominic GPS

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    nope

    unless I really missed something
     
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  9. shani3

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    Beth would never allow Howard to book someone on the show so inarguably more hotter than she is (not to mention a generation younger).
     
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    shes on dan patrick a lot.

    i mean on his show, not on dan himself
     
  11. Mike in Houston

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    Beth will not allow it.

    /thread
     
  12. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Kate Upton is what 19? Does she even know who Howard Stern is? Howard hasn't been on terrestrial radio since she was a pre-teen.
     
  13. BrerJimmy

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    Give her about 15 years til she's no fun to look at and is judging NBC's "Baby Beauty Bonanza" alongside Joey Lawrence and whichever Olsen twin hasn't OD'ed by then.

    Then maybe there'll be a chance (as long as NBC pays for the plug).
     
  14. Chuck Kongo

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    He could have Ralph The Fag lying in wait with his laser pointer and Fred all wound up and ready to ambush and berate her over the fact that she's not a real supermodel like Beth....
     
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    Stern will be in the home Bet puts him in by then
     
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    That's classic Howard right there:artiejj:
     
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    Oh and most likely she will never appear on the show:(
     
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    actually, this is one time i'm looking forward to the anal question :cheer: