So, whos entering the "Get Grandpa Laid" contest?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Sep 16, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    My grandparents are dead, so I obviously wont be entering.
     
  2. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Nothing sexier than the smell of laytex, cleaning supplies, and a wonky looking woman paid to act like you don't repulse her. What a prize.
     
  3. chuk

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    ^ boy if that ain't the truth. A wonky-eyed golddigger paid large sums to tolerate a crotchety old lesbian aunt for more than a decade.
     
  5. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Gary, I'm entering and submitting you as my old grand dad. You seriously need to get laid.
     
  6. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Howard is having a contest about himself? That is funny.
     
  7. joyceface

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    What a fucking dumb idea.
     
  8. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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    This sounds just as awesome as when they pranked us saying that Howard 101 was turning into AGT 101. The show has never been better!!!
     
  9. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    :giggle:
     
  10. knu3421

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    Where's the beef?
     
  11. Rob0729

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    How funny is this contest going to be when the grandpas are not much older than Howard and their kids that entered them are not much younger than Beth.
     
  12. trampoline

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    " i just want to do what a normal 34 year old does...." ie (TO THE FUCK OUT AND PARTY.......)
    HOWIE: "'tapes people and HOWARD TEEVeeeEEEEEEEEEE ........!!!! SHE NEVER SAID THAT!!!!! REMOVE IT FROM ALL AUDIO/VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she LOVES STAYING HOME...... and NEVER SHITS!!!!
     
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    BEFF: "can you believe ,,,,,, my cuckold husband thinks i don't shit?!!!!........

    Nacho and/or Jared: "HOLY FUCK!!!!!!! smear that crap all over my chest"!!
     
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    how innovative and exciting....another rigged contest sponsored by a whorehouse because there's nothing more exciting than seeing :puke:a 70yr old man with a 20yr old woman.
     
  15. gd9tsd9tas9sa9

    gd9tsd9tas9sa9 New Member Banned User

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    Im going to have my kid enter me in the contest
     
  16. knu3421

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    Who is holding the old maid?

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  17. Joe Bauers

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    I always thought I was going to listen until the show imploded, I'm done. I don't care. The same shit over and over. I think I've out grown the demographic.
     
  18. Rob0729

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    Another rigged Stern Show contest? Does that mean that Rachel Butera will win this one too?
     
  19. StormCloud

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    Whaaah??? Get grampa laid??? Sonny, I'd like to ent.....snxxxx......snxxxx....snoooozzzzzeeeee...........
     
  20. Joe Bauers

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    Is that the best they could come up with ? 80 people brainstorming on a creative meeting ? It's over johnny