So will Howard and Beth's next dog be a rescue dog?

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Much bad press for NSAL if they don't.
     
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    And may your next dog, be a MASCU.. I mean a RESCUE dog...


    Where's Beth'sZygote anyway?
     
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    Someone photoshop Beths face in. I hope they rescue this dog.
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    Breeder for sure . . .
     
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    If it's not they are the biggest hypocrites on the planet. So probably not.
     
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    Is he declawed? Don't want to mess up the Hampton's furniture.
     
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    :cwl: good one Dlist
     
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    Then rep me you fuck nuts..I still am bronze!!!:c
     
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    I hope it's a very, very large dog so Beth will have messier shit to pick up when she takes it out for a walk.







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    Uh no, she has "help" for that.
     
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    Look at the size of that plopper!
    Maybe Beth can invent a luxury pooper scooper that Howard can shill for her on the show.
     
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    Poop-scriptions
     
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    Back when I was still listening to Howard he was talking to Robin about what a drag it is walking the dog when it's cold and rainy out-doors but Beth "doesn't mind".
    Robin refused to believe it and said, "& she cleans up after it?"
    Howard swore she carried little baggies she'd pick the turds up with and discard them in public trash cans after tossing them in a plastic bag.

    Then again he said he had been approached to appear in a Batman movie as the character "Scarecrow" and that Conan wanted him for his final guest on his last Tonight Show.
    So... he might be fibbing just a bit about Beth picking up dog shit from the streets of NY.
     
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    He will rescue it from a private breeder for $2,500.
     
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    You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later. :(


    I'll turn you into a rep whore yet :c
     
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    the Batman movie and Conan story are at least possible.......
     
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    Here I am
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    How often could that sweet dog have been walked? She was morbidly obese....a disgrace for a woman who wrote a book about dog care. Even Ellen mentioned it when Beth was shyly showing pictures of Bianca that she was forced against her will to be in.
     
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    People like Howard and Beth will have access purebred, or at least a fully vetted "rescue dog" via their status and network of people in the veterninary and rescue world who will "save" a fine specimen for them. This has probably already been in the works, with NSAL instructed to hold back whatever type they are looking for. They're not taking "pot luck" like the masses do with shelter dogs.

    It will be allowed to spend 1/2 an hour at the actual shelter so they can pretend it was a normal shelter dog. In reality, the dogs that wind up in shelters often have medical and temperament issues that Howard would NEVER deal with. Their "rescue" will likely be from a rescue organization where the dogs are fostered at homes for extended periods to figure out how they act.

    We rescued a large dog. It's first act when it came inside was to unload about a quart of piss on the side of a bombay chest. I don't see Howard putting up with that.
     
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    B and H? You want to help? Rescue a large black dog b/c those are down on the list for adoption.