So Winnie the Pooh is a girl now?

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  1. LonghornJ

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    i hate the world
     
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    Well I never heard of a boy named Winnie and I always did wonder about the complete absence of cock-n-balls. Makes sense.
     
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    But the song says "All stuffed with fluff He's Winnie the Pooh" :scratch:
     
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    Tranny the Pooh.
     
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    it just means what inspired the character was a female bear.
     
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    Yeah all my stuffed animals had very prominent genitalia when I was a kid
     
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    didnt Pooh have a deep voice?
     
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    He only identifies as a female.
     
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    First Starbucks and their war on Christmas with those god damned red cups now this!?!! :pissed:
     
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    So that explains the whole Brian Jones mystery when he drowned in the pool in A.A. Milne's house.
     
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    SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    oh bother
     
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    Christopher Robin wore Mary Janes and short shorts.
     
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    Christopher Robin would be bullied and beat down like a little bitch in today's schools. :coffee:
     
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    I liked the gopher whose teeth whistled.
     
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    Piglet will come out of the closet next
     
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    Eeyore is asexual.
     
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