So 'ya wanna fuck with alligators

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  1. Shithead

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    SEE IT: Texas alligator trainer mauled by beast during show after two handlers ‘miscommunicated’
    BY Lee Moran
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Monday, April 27, 2015, 9:55 AM


    A Texas gator trainer got a sharp-toothed shock after he was mauled by one of the beasts during a demonstration.

    The handler was ironically wearing a T-shirt that read "Quick hands or no hands" as he showed off the animal at the Texas Crawfish and Music Festival in Old Town Spring on Saturday.

    Footage filmed by spectator Monique Gongora sees him walking up behind the alligator as its jaw is being held by another trainer, reports KTRK.

    But as he goes to grab its back, the reptile suddenly flips and latches its powerful jaws onto the man's arm.

    The vicious animal shreds his skin with its razor-sharp teeth, as the man desperately tries to shake his attacker off.

    He eventually succeeds, and then looks down in shock as blood begins to spurt out of his limb.

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    An alligator bit a trainer at the Texas Crawfish and Music Festival Saturday in Old Town Spring, Texas on April 26.
    Despite the terrifying incident, he later goes back to help his fellow trainer subdue the animal - and the video cuts out.

    Gator Country owner Gary Saurage, who sent the two men to perform the demonstration at the event, said his employee had escaped "relatively unscathed."

    "He didn't even get one stitch. But I guarantee this: he's sore this morning. He won't make this mistake again," he told KTRK.

    Saurage also revealed that the bite occurred after the two handlers "miscommunicated."

    "We're humans and what we do is get complacent sometimes," he added.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    WTF?
     
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    I must be missing it..........................................
     
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    Ahh, thank you. When i click on the video, it starts 1/2 way through . I had no idea that I needed to rewind, lol.

     
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    Here's a bit of croc tomfoolery
     
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    I have a feeling that when they took the career path test in high school that the results came back recommending them to handle alligators at small time carnivals in front of 10 people as an occupation.
     
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    "Hey Bubba , hold my beer and watch this!"
     
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    It's all part of the show folks.
     
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    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Fuck that dick and his knock off Lakers gear. Guess you're a lefty now. :dance:
     
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    A couple a' three things - your video is fucked up, it starts AFTER the bite.
    Very anticlimactic, nothing shocking or gory. No mauling took place.
    Your title is wantonly false and misleading in an attempt to make more of your shit video than it is.


    You lose, good day sir.

     
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    I saw some little asian dude this sit in Singapore years ago . The crocs looks drugged up to me .
    This guy is a pussy . I once slamed my hand in a car door as a kid and walked it off like a man .