So yeah...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Mar 6, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Last night at like 7:30 my ex girlfriend whom I haven't talked to in months texts me and says "Are you alone? And do you have tupperware?" And I'm like "LOL wut"

    So an hour later she just shows up, more or less out of the blue. She brought me a bunch of leftover taco stuff from the dinner she made. We had a few drinks and chatted for a couple hours. Then we made out, she sucked my dick, and then she went home.

    And now I'm all :right:

    Fuck you Sinjay
     
  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Pics of her taco or it's false.
     
  3. nazdrowie

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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I left them at home in the fridge :dontknow:

    I had one last night and it was divine

    That woman makes the best guac on Earth, no exaggeration
     
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    was this the girl who got the kindle??

    did you have taco dick??
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No this was the one I dated in 09, and then again last year

    The one that keeps stabbing me in the heart again and again and again and I keep forgiving because I'm a stupid fag
     
  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    But you didn't eat HER taco after she brought you food and sucked your dick?
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I would have. I slid my hand down the front of her jeans and she was like :nono: wrong time of the month and I was like :mad:
     
  9. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Oh well that's acceptable. Cool story brah. (srs)
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You're missing the point :pissed:

    Now I'm all confused and shit

    Which is normal but this is confusion about love and pussy and tacos and stuff
     
  11. Motoflou

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    Ewwwwww.
     
  12. La Flama Blanca

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    a lot of girls use that when they don't want to fuck guys. Well, at least you got a blowjob!
     
  13. Super Mario

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    awwwwwww. just eat her tacos next time . (okay that doesnt sound right)

    Is she in a realionship?
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Nope. I don't think she's been in one since me.
     
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    props for the cock suck. I only half read it but you gave the guy tacos as well?
     
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    Bet ur guac is brown now
     
  17. Vyb

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    Yeah, not seeing the problem. You just had some other chick contact you out of the blue to "cuddle" and you slipped her the lil Chriza. Or is this the same chick?
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Dude it better not be, it was maybe her best ever, which places it in the running for the best batch of guac ever created.

    Lots of onions and red pepper omg :jerk:
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Different chick. I was head over heels in love with this one, and when I see her, or touch her, I still feel it. But every time I get close to her, she ends up doing this.


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    I take back my apology but still say don't reproduce