Sober Artie. What are the Statistical Odds?

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  1. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Artie appears almost, I say almost, healthy here. Yes, he is still grossly overweight; but he appears to have his wits about him. What are the chances????

     
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    he's not sober, he's just using food instead of booze and drugs, addiction is addiction
     
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    His eyes are more like old Arties eyes - which probably aren't a good sign when i think about it...
     
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    Huh, TMZ has a Sports department now. Probably a good match for the pussified NFL.
     
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    Don't worry. when he walks to St. Louis he'll lose the weight.
     
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    I wish him well either way
    he does look healthy there---other than the fact he could lose some weight
     
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    He's doing both
     
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    food addiction kills more people than booze and drugs, and it's the hardest to kick since you have to eat
     
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    He's a fucking slob.
     
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    I've seen people die from drugs it's not pretty either. I wouldn't want to be either.
     
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    90 seconds talking NFC East and no "Romo rhymes w/ Homo"


    He's fucking cured
     
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    0.0 chance of him being sober
    he's high as f**k in that video no doubt...
    Artie is addicted to Heroine and he's f**king rich... there's no chance
    the guy tried to commit suicide and came back... and was STILL nodding off on his own radio show.....
     
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    Its called all calm before the storm.
     
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    Dead Man Walking
     
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    Doing this much math is going to hurt my brain. I just don't think it's possible.
     
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    It's rare when I will jump to Artie's defense, but he seems lucid, somewhat funny and engaging in that video.

    No ummmmms or ahhhhhhs....just direct comments.

    He still looks one step removed from the people who sleep in the woods near me, but overall I say that's a good Artie "appearance."