CCTV Soccer Mom Vs MMA Fighter

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  1. dawg

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    It all started when mom wanted to get a little excitement in her life. Next thing she knew, she was making an insurance claim at the hospital because the chick in the cage absolutely demolished her.
     
  2. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Attitude and desire are poor substitutes for training.
     
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    She'll probably sue for allowing her to go into the cage with no training
     
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    To be fair to the ladies, the same thing would happen to a soccer dad :jj:
     
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    And even at that, there are grave dangers associated with buying into your own bullshit. :giggle:

     
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    Whoever sanctioned this needs to be arrested. "I want you to go to
    Jail for this!"
     
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    I dont get this video from the description? Can you give me a time to forward to?
     
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    Fast forward to about the one minute mark and witness this Master of Bullshit make the mistake of getting into an actual bout with an extremely average MMA fighter. :D
     
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    And win because no one warned her correctly she could get hurt
     
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    That was Awesome :jj:
     
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    :hat:

    That clip never fails to deliver. :D
     
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    That's a fucking great quote. I just copied that into the signature of my email. Thanks !!:hat:
     
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    The soccer mom didn't even have a proper stance.
     
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    Reminds me of Royce Gracie. All the Kung Fu wannabes thought they could kick his ass :jj:

     
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    worst mid life crisis choice
     
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    To be fair, the soccer mom wasn't a complete novice. She had had a few professional fights, but wasn't scheduled to fight that night. The woman scheduled to fight her opponent was a late scratch and the promoter was faced with the dilemma of scratching her opponent as well or finding her an extremely short-notice fight. With the cost of training camps being what they are, he chose to do right by her opponent and allowed her the opportunity to get the money she had been training for and was banking on earning.

    Unfortunately, there was little time for the soccer mom to find fully suitable apparel, lending further to her unprofessional soccer mom look.

    It's a case of the internet running with a sensational story without knowing or disregarding the facts, which will unfortunately strengthen negative opinions about MMA in some circles.
     
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    Not hard to do when they got their balls clipped with so many rules. Bring back the days of anything goes. I stopped watching years ago when they introduced so many rules, no point to it really.
     
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    They had to institute some unpalpable rule changes to assuage certain athletic commissions. People like John McCain were grandstanding against the struggling support, equating it to human cockfighting. To keep the sport alive and make it profitable on a large scale, they had to appease governments and potential TV networks. Now that the sport has a solid foothold, they're looking to modify some of the more illogical rules. It'll take some time.
     
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    Boy that didn't take long! She shoulda known better.