Sports Soccer should hire NHL refs

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  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    "FUCK YOU! YOU'RE GETTING AN EMBELLISHMENT!" :haha:

    Most embarrassing penalty you can get. This was way overdue with Neal.
     
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    I know almost nothing about soccer but from what I've heard the reason so many players fake injuries is because according to the rules you can only substitute players if they are injured but if that is true then why not just change the rules? All the fake injuries and diving in soccer just makes it look like the WWE.
     
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    HA! Love this shit!

    I have the NHL Center ice thing and on the computer they have multiple angles. Sometimes they are cool, sometimes they suck, but they are always the on ice sound only. And that is awesome.

    Last year the games that featured 2 canadian teams sometimes had cameras on the refs! It was the best angle ever! So awesome. Havent seen that this year though, :(
     
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  4. LaserT

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    It is getting a bit ridiculous as time goes on with the rules and the scripted drama.


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    It started with Klinsmann in Italia '90.

    He was the crown prince of diving back in the day, but it was at least comical. Since then a lot of kids picked up that bad habit. When I coached kids soccer back in Canada I would always bench players that dove. When their faggot parents asked why they weren't playing, I told them why and those kids rarely ever did it again. These days they'd sue me for picking on little junior.
     
  6. LaserT

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    Love on ice mic. Brings me back home. :)

    A ton of NHL refs are ex players which means they talk shit and take no shit. The on ice talk and anger is great to hear. Always loved it.
     
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    They dive to try to get the other player kicked out of the game.

    In soccer, if the player is kicked out, he cannot be replaced.

    The team plays with a man down.

    It's pure chckenshit.
     
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    I'm sure you have seen most of these on youtube, but perhaps some others have not! There are tons.

     
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    My dad said soccer was for girls or boys that can't throw.
     
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  10. LaserT

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    Love those vids. On ice or on field talk is the best

    Best line when I was a rookie..... A veteran enforcer(who bounced around the NHL and AHL) got swept checked by me and we went at it and the ref and linesmen came in to break it up. His line going away was....

    I'm going to shove this stick so far up your ass next shift that your mothers twat is going to feel it.

    :haha::haha:
     
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    The good old days...........
     
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    I like the guy in the UHL who was busting Chelios "let the kids play". Chris remarkably went on to play 3 more years in the NHL after that season with the Wings, while the young man for the Ice Hogs retired or was cut from minor pro.