Sofondacox please fuck chiva with a strap on

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  1. DrSublux

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    He will like it, just ask Pussah2. then you must start a thread about it.


























































































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  2. MatthewT

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    Thread of the Year 2012 potential right here :cheer:
     
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    who says she hasn't already.
     
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  5. DrSublux

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    I think she wants too
     
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    It might go something like this:




    1)The night consisted of her coming over.
    2)We talked for about 10 minutes
    3)We took our clothes off. She had a horrible looking body.
    4)I kissed her for maybe 10 seconds.
    5)Sucker her tits for maybe a minute.
    6)I ate her out for about 10 minutes. She didnt smell bad but the odor was a little different. Not one I could stay there for hours, but certainly I think clean.
    7)She blew for about another 5 minutes or so and then quit. I was very hard.
    8)I stuck my dick in her and fucked her for a few minutes. My dick got rapidly softer.
    9)She tried jerking me off and I stuck it in again. I tried closing my eyes and imaging it was anyone else.
    10)I got even softer and looked like a turtle peeking out of its shell.
    11)She then said to try the strapon. She did bring a 6 inch thin one.
    12)She fucked me doggystyle. When it went in for the first minute or so it hurt like a bitch.
    13)After that, honestly it didnt feel bad, but I wasnt hard.
    14)She then fucked me missionary and my penis looked like it was in a bucket of ice water.

    15)We stopped. She changed. She said goodbye.



    That was the most horrendous, horrible, weird, uncomfortable feeling I ever had. The dildo was better than fucking that fat pig.

    She was here and gone within 45 minutes total.
     
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    :rofl: That guy is nasty
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :jj:
     
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    early evening bump
     
  11. DrSublux

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    mid afternoon bump
     
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    bump
     
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    time of death, 1:04 p.m. Pacific Time
     
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    Don't bump this shit :facepalm:
     
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    double bump
     
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    I hate you, Kanye West.
     
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    i love you, Cheri
     
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    I would never want to do that to a guy either.
     
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    Tuesday bump
     
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    Lady lumps.