Some 2 1/2 fingered bastard shook my hand. Ugh!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lemmy, Jul 20, 2013.

  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Howzabout a little warning you claw handed creep?!?! Or better yet maybe just a peace sign or a left handed offer? I prefer no contact at all but it's rather unfair to put me in the position of having to not act horrified. :c
     
  2. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    This dude?

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  3. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    high 2.5 :mrpeanut:
     
  5. babybear

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    yeah,Mochinist
     
  6. acagirl98

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    :jj: my first thought too


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  7. babybear

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    he lives out here in AZ,but are paths have never crossed.
    now Bobtraw,thats a different story.
     
  8. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    My claw handed gent was a little less pale with an aroma of urine about him. That'll wake ya' up in the morning!
     
  9. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    oh yeah, definitely not Mo. Mo smells like chlorine.
     
  10. HeinousMark

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    It sounds just like the leper colony scene in Pappillion.....:ohnoes:

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  11. Bro

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    Not the Craw, The Craw.

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  12. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I believe this falls under 1st world problems. "Waaaa. A man with missing fingers shook my hand." :giggle:
     
  13. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    :giggle:
     
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    2 in the Pink 1/2 in the stink? :scratch:
     
  15. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    you met Mo? I'm jealous :wub:
     
  16. Tigger Please

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    I thought the title said "finger blasted"