Some 2 1/2 fingered bastard shook my hand. Ugh!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lemmy, Jul 20, 2013.

  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

    Reputations:
    83,812
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    34,982
    Likes Received:
    44,288
    Howzabout a little warning you claw handed creep?!?! Or better yet maybe just a peace sign or a left handed offer? I prefer no contact at all but it's rather unfair to put me in the position of having to not act horrified. :c
     
    Jul 20, 2013 #1
  2. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

    Reputations:
    31,528
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    88,163
    Likes Received:
    34,157
    This dude?

    [​IMG]
     
    Jul 20, 2013 #2
  3. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

    Reputations:
    39,611
    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2012
    Messages:
    39,146
    Likes Received:
    22,805
    :jj:
     
    Jul 20, 2013 #3
  4. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

    Reputations:
    39,611
    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2012
    Messages:
    39,146
    Likes Received:
    22,805
    high 2.5 :mrpeanut:
     
    Jul 20, 2013 #4
  5. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ Gold

    Reputations:
    103,705
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2011
    Messages:
    23,748
    Likes Received:
    28,333
    yeah,Mochinist
     
    Jul 20, 2013 #5
  6. acagirl98

    acagirl98 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    106
    Joined:
    Dec 7, 2010
    Messages:
    9,891
    Likes Received:
    61
    :jj: my first thought too


    :wub:
     
    Jul 20, 2013 #6
  7. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ Gold

    Reputations:
    103,705
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2011
    Messages:
    23,748
    Likes Received:
    28,333
    he lives out here in AZ,but are paths have never crossed.
    now Bobtraw,thats a different story.
     
    Jul 20, 2013 #7
  8. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

    Reputations:
    83,812
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    34,982
    Likes Received:
    44,288
    My claw handed gent was a little less pale with an aroma of urine about him. That'll wake ya' up in the morning!
     
    Jul 20, 2013 #8
  9. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

    Reputations:
    39,611
    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2012
    Messages:
    39,146
    Likes Received:
    22,805
    oh yeah, definitely not Mo. Mo smells like chlorine.
     
    Jul 20, 2013 #9
  10. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

    Reputations:
    3
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    19,626
    Likes Received:
    4
    It sounds just like the leper colony scene in Pappillion.....:ohnoes:

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Jul 20, 2013
    Jul 20, 2013 #10
  11. Bro

    Bro There is no Dana VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    133,848
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    104,898
    Likes Received:
    29,054
    Not the Craw, The Craw.

    [​IMG]
     
    Jul 20, 2013 #11
  12. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2011
    Messages:
    42,532
    Likes Received:
    14
    I believe this falls under 1st world problems. "Waaaa. A man with missing fingers shook my hand." :giggle:
     
    Jul 20, 2013 #12
  13. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

    Reputations:
    29,745
    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2012
    Messages:
    22,401
    Likes Received:
    7,790
    :giggle:
     
    Jul 20, 2013 #13
  14. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    45,224
    Likes Received:
    7,247
    2 in the Pink 1/2 in the stink? :scratch:
     
    Jul 20, 2013 #14
  15. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    284,939
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2010
    Messages:
    67,725
    Likes Received:
    34,950
    you met Mo? I'm jealous :wub:
     
    Jul 20, 2013 #15
  16. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    40,048
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    13,111
    Likes Received:
    7,721
    I thought the title said "finger blasted"
     
    Jul 20, 2013 #16