Some Beth gems and a six year old's book report on Yoda

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    A 6 year old's book report #biggestsmileeveronmyface #yodathestoryofacatandhiskittens
     
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    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    A nice GoldDigger named Beth came. She chose Yoda.
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Oh my God, she is such a vapid cunt...
     
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    Beth clearly wrote that book report.
     
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    Wake up!!!! The cats are wide awake stop posing like that you look ridiculous. You are a 45 y.o. lady for Christ sake.
     
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    Ok.. Now I'm getting sad. #almosttimetosaygoodbye
     
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    The nice lady named Beth is crushing the kittens.
     
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    Is she fuckin 7? Mentally stunted ex escort using regression to forget past sexual trauma
     
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    Beth wrote that book report.

    The hashtags are #sofuckingannoying
     
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    The kid probably didn't even need a 'contributor' to write the book report like Beth needed for the book.

    The woman who sent it to Beth has only 4 tweets - 3 to Beth about the Yoda book and 1 to Robin:

     
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    Did you read the comments on the book report? People are crying.
     
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    You mean that wasn't her first draft of the book?
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    The chutzpah of being the author/main character of a fictional/non-fictional book.

    She sure is a devious one, right to the core.:satanfire:
     
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    No wonder Howard is spending half his life at the shrink.
     
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    #eventhecatdoesntwannaseethewonk
     
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    Howard likes this because two of the books on the bookshelf have "dick" in the title.
     
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