Some days I forget and show up when we're not scheduled to do a show

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  1. PelicanWig

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    Then when Blobbin challenged him with a "really?", Wiggy's story changed to "well I've gone outside my apartment and waited for Ronnie". He is such a lying sack of shit.
     
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    He wouldn't walk outta his apartment to save a baby, or piss on you if you were on fire.
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...I bet Ronnie calls or texts him just before he pulls up in front.
     
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    Clearly Howie has reached a point where he figures he can just make up whatever he wants, and no one is going to call him out for it.
     
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    This...
     
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    So why not fire up the ISDN line and do an off-the-cuff show for everyone, Howard?
     
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    "we aren't limited to doing shows in the morning...Some days we might just decide to do a show at night if I have stuff to talk about."
     
  8. PelicanWig

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    Exactly. Wiggy knows the schedule but he also knows that everyone is busting his balls about it. So he creates this story where HE doesn't know what's going on or when he is on the air... He gets up every day ready to work but he doesn't understand the schedule, just like the rest of us. Its all bull shit, and Wiggy's attempt to be a commoner...
     
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    Wow, he expects people to believe that crap?
     
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    I remember the one time they did that. What a shock it was to turn on the radio and Howard and gang were on live in the evening.
     
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    Lol what a fucking joke
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...yup, hes O.K. magazine style fulla bullshit.
     
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    Such bullshit. He probably has his work days (all two of them) marked on his calendar with big red X's. He's there to do the bare minimum amount of shows so there's no way he'd just show up out of habit.
     
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    "One time" in 8 years
     
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    so he goes through the 2 hours of wig prep and stands outside for ronnie? does howard have a servants' quarters in the apartment and does toni live there?
     
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    He's been there for years. During the last year or so that I listened, that was my favorite part of the show. He's insane. He'll come up with these bullshit stories without even thinking about it. There's no (intentional) comedic value....he'll just make random shit up at the drop of a hat and nobody can question it. If, god forbid, Robin has a doubt, he'll just get pissed and act like a victim.

    He's fucking nuts. It's a compulsion.
     
  17. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...I remember 2 unannounced on air tests when they first went to Sirius. I had that heartbeat thing playing in the background all the time and they just suddenly came on the air. there was so much promise and anticipation at the beginning its not hard to understand why so many people are disappointed in what was delivered. "we're just going to take an occasional Friday off". "we only take commercials for bathroom breaks because we're a paid subscription we don't need advertisers".
     
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    How many Fridays did they actually work? As in, Howard, Robin, Fred, not the Friday Show that became a staple.
     
  19. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...only a few iirc.
     
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    He didnt jump in the pool to save that abomination they called a dog...:facepalm: