Some discoveries in Howard's photos

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by HORSETOOTHED, Jun 25, 2012.

  1. HORSETOOTHED

    HORSETOOTHED Well-Known Member

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    I was bored and checked the levels for bloopers...


    Here Howard learns how to create a mirror effect, badly.

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    Again with the mirror, aborted by sloppily painting over it.

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    I don't know whats going on with this one...

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  2. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Jebush, those are awful. What's the subject in the second one? The cat? Beth's half face? The squigly lines on the background wall?

    What a mess.
     
  3. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    What's with the massive photoshopping and other "enhancements" in recent years anyway? Why is reality not good enough?
     
  4. HORSETOOTHED

    HORSETOOTHED Well-Known Member

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    These are all brightened up.. the originals were much darker so you couldn't really see the mistakes.
     
  5. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Can you post the originals so that we may compare?
     
  6. HORSETOOTHED

    HORSETOOTHED Well-Known Member

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    Sure give me a sec...
     
  7. HORSETOOTHED

    HORSETOOTHED Well-Known Member

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    The originals...

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  8. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Wow. That's just weird. Nice job Horsetoothed.
     
  9. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    The mirror effect with Ronnie is both badly executed and pointless.
     
  10. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    It tells a story of a man, searching for answers deep within himself.




    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Howard's a hack. He sucks. Wish someone would tell him.
     
  11. pontius pilot

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    holy shit. nice work ht!
     
  12. HORSETOOTHED

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    :wigtip: I don't know what's with the last one. I think someone (Beth?) might have been in it and he painted over it, leaving what looks like an alien in her place.
     
  13. Mr Fantastic

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    Yet another animoe that can't wait to flee her cold embrace.
     
  14. Tinman

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    It looks like a someone is taking off their shirt in the Girls room, is it a male or female is anybodies guess.
     
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    In this pic, he forget to remove the ghost.
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  16. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Yes. Like the picture was supposed to look like Howard is a peeping tom but he decided after that it was too creepy. The weirdest thing about the picture is that it now has no Beth in it at all. Who would want to see a picture without Beth in it? At least the cat picture has half of her face.
     
  17. pontius pilot

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    how do you do reveal these monstrosities? is just playing with the brightness levels?
     
  18. HORSETOOTHED

    HORSETOOTHED Well-Known Member

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    In photoshop and most image software there's a tool called "Levels"... I'm not sure how exactly it does what it does but it's a little different the just playing with the brightness.
     
  19. Willowglen

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    Every shot of that house looks like they used Cher's decorator.
     
  20. HORSETOOTHED

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    You can almost always find something in really dark or really bright areas... usually nothing too exciting but its fun to look. There's a free image viewer called "Faststone image viewer" that has the levels tool and lets you look through them pretty quickly.