Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Jun 24, 2015.
I came home wasted last night and blacked out. This morning there was piss all over my toilet seat
How come you won't sing a post a song in Norwegian?
This should go well.
What did it taste like?
A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."
She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."
They go into the bedroom, and are 69ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.
She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."
He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."
The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead.
Not fun nor funny
Wait I'm confused. Why is Gary sitting in male piss in the first place?
It's time to grow up, Gary.