Some drunk asshole Pissed all over my toilet seat

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  1. garypagetwo

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    I came home wasted last night and blacked out. This morning there was piss all over my toilet seat :cuss:
     
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    How come you won't sing a post a song in Norwegian?
     
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    This should go well.
     
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    What did it taste like?
     
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    A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."
    She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."
    They go into the bedroom, and are 69ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.
    She says, "Answer the door."
    He says, "But my face is a mess."
    She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."
    He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."
    The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead.
     
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    What did it taste like?
     
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    Not fun nor funny
     
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    Wait I'm confused. Why is Gary sitting in male piss in the first place?
     
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    It's time to grow up, Gary.
     
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