Some drunk bimbo just came inches from my house

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by dawg, Apr 7, 2014.

  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    541,159
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    119,559
    Likes Received:
    90,940
    I was sitting here and all of a sudden i hear this grinding noise. I jump up and run to the front door to catch a glimpse of a drunk bimbo slam into a pole lose her tire and grind her way a block over and end up in someones yard :jj:

    Her fucking tire is laying in the middle of my street :jj:
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

    Reputations:
    191,374
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    126,070
    Likes Received:
    24,903
  3. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    541,159
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    119,559
    Likes Received:
    90,940
    The cops swarmed her :rofl:
     
  4. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

    Reputations:
    58,710
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    42,955
    Likes Received:
    4,454
    Texas :jj:
     
  5. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    17,150
    Joined:
    Dec 22, 2011
    Messages:
    23,055
    Likes Received:
    4,701
    damn illegals
     
  6. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    541,159
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    119,559
    Likes Received:
    90,940
    Oddly enough it looked to be a young white girl in her 20's :jj:
     
  7. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    541,159
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    119,559
    Likes Received:
    90,940
    She gashed up my street with her axle! Fucking bitch! :pissed:
     
  8. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

    Reputations:
    89,256
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    29,673
    Likes Received:
    16,299
    Maybe she just came from the drive thru.

    [video=youtube;wDQJWPjl4k0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDQJWPjl4k0[/video]
     
  9. Colon Cowboy

    Colon Cowboy Active Member

    Reputations:
    967
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    700
    Likes Received:
    214
    This never happened...
     
  10. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    541,159
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    119,559
    Likes Received:
    90,940
    Ok.
     
  11. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -131,351
    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2010
    Messages:
    29,035
    Likes Received:
    15,874
    Drunk driving is funny in Texas. :dontknow:
     
  12. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

    Reputations:
    58,710
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    42,955
    Likes Received:
    4,454
    just get a rake and smooth the dirt back too the way it was before :c
     
  13. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    198,975
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    85,565
    Likes Received:
    16,684
    Sounds like Massachusetts.
     
  14. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    541,159
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    119,559
    Likes Received:
    90,940
    Who said it was funny?
     
  15. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    198,975
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    85,565
    Likes Received:
    16,684
    Bunch a drunk fucks in Mass.
     
  16. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    541,159
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    119,559
    Likes Received:
    90,940
    This shit never happens in Yonkers?
     
  17. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

    Reputations:
    58,710
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    42,955
    Likes Received:
    4,454
    Bro's drunk
     
  18. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    198,975
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    85,565
    Likes Received:
    16,684
    Once every blue moon a pedestrian gets hit by a drunk driver.
     
  19. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

    Reputations:
    107,249
    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2014
    Messages:
    31,723
    Likes Received:
    14,177
    Nice ass?
     
  20. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    198,975
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    85,565
    Likes Received:
    16,684
    I've been up for 26 hrs.