Some faggot cock blocked me hard last night

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic Too2, Dec 25, 2012.

  1. Ridic Too2

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    I was at the bar with my buddy last night and I saw this decent looking but obviously insecure (I could tell she was insecure because she had a tiny bit of back fat and kept pulling her shirt down to hide) chick sitting at the bar with her guy friend. I assumed the dude was gay so I figured I'd take a shot at her. I was pretty hammered and had a good amount of liquid courage. I waited until the homo went to the bathroom to make my move. I approached chubby and we got to talking. We hit it off well. I even put my hand on her back to make her feel better about the fat which she appreciated. She told me her friends was pretty jealous and that made her uncomfortable so I would only flirt while he was in the bathroom. Eventually I was like fuck it and made a move on getting of him. He fucking grabbed my hand and said if I tried to take his friend away from him again he would grab my cock. I didn't have time for that freak show so I left. Too bad for that chick.
     
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    Lol
     
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    :tickle:
     
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    Seems like the story is missing something...
     
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    If any broads had a missed encounter at the merry arts pub and grill in Lakewood last night but me up.
     
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    I would have grabbed your dick the first time you touched her... :ucoffee: and you were not helping her pull her shirt down get the fuucck outtta here....
     
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    All i want for Christmas is Ridic behind me ridicking me when I wake up :smiley:
     
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    beta move brah. smh
     
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    Jesus loves you. :wub:
     
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    God HATES fags. :mad:
     
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    Should have dragged her away to a corner in the bar where the friend wouldn't return immediately after the friend left. Remove her from the group if they cock-block you.
     
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    why does dawg wanna kill you?
     
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    Monk told him to. I have no clue why though!!!!!
     
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    not good
     
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    The dude is there with a woman, youre there with a man and he's the gay one? :haha:
     
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    Jesus Christ :facepalm:
     
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