Some Faggot Pissed all over my toilet seat

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  1. DrSublux

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    At my office and when I went to take my morning shit I didnt see it and sat in it.

    Now I have assdick :mad:


    this is not I dropped the chicken type thread

    @HAL
     
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    Thinking of you in these difficult times.
    :hersh:
     
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    :backlol::hilarious:
     
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    Doc doesn't have his own private bathroom :jj: loser
     
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    Welcome to every Ladies Room, ever.
    Chicks think they're going to "catch something" by sitting, so they squat over it and spray their vag juice all over the seat.
    Dirty hos.
     
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    dont you work with all women>?
     
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    That's what the ass gaskets are for. You spread one down there and if it's wet, you instantly know it.
     
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    Are you sure it was piss and not jizz?
     
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    i peed on the cover the other day :( i never used it before
     
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    I came so close to pooping my pants the other day it was ridiculous. I've never had a shit attack me like that.
     
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    I think it was a male patient and he was old.

    IDK I dont have cameras in my bathroom like schmoopy does.
     
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    oh christ I am going to be picking it off like elmers glue later :facepalm:
     
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    You put your hands all over old men? :backlol:
     
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    you are next :faggothands:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Make sure you relax me enough that I release all gasses :hw:
     
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    :rolleyes:
     
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    you sit your bare ass on a toilet seat that other people have put their bare asses on?
    without double gasket or double t.p?
    ew

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    its in my office though and it usually gets used by me and my stafff, but sometimes the patients have to go Meh