Some final destination shit just happened to me.

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  1. deidler

    deidler New Member

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    Boilin some water and it was splashin out so I high tailed it over to lower the flame. The floor was slick which caused me to slip with my foot sliding under the oven. Must of hit some metal cause my pinky toe is split open right above the nail. I coulda died. I need a couple of stitches so it could still happen. If I don't post a thread about how I totally kicked ass in my chili cook-off then I bled out over night. :splat:
     
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    How could you have died from stubbing your pinky toe?
     
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    hemophiliac?
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    She didn't say nothing about being afraid of fags, I don't see how that's Germaine to the situation.
     
  7. deidler

    deidler New Member

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    I didnt stub it. I sliced it. If i woulda kept going I coulda been cut in half.
     
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    put the pinky in the chili, gauranteed WIN
     
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    It's called an aclusion when a toe nail is lifted straight up from the toe
     
  10. deidler

    deidler New Member

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    She? :scratch:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    *repacks*
     
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    You have a girls screename and you're here bitching about your pinky toe, I just assumed
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Deider and gwarn nite crew?
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Now this is a party!
     
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    i'll bring my sleeping bag and support this thread
     
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    I'm so tired I could sleep.
     
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    But first some ice cream.
     
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    :horseback:
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    gwarn pwning faggits late night style. :lol: