some fucking faggots just turned on my hose outside and ran away

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by HAL, May 20, 2012.

  1. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I forgot where I put my knife
     
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    hoes...
     
  3. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    hose...
     
  4. Gremlin

    Gremlin New Member

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    That gave me a laugh! Thanks! :)
     
  5. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    If I found my knife quickly, one of them would be dead at least.
     
  6. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    It's not funny
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I hid your knife before I turned your water on dummy.

    Next time it will be a flaming bag of shit, (not to be confused with Schmoopy, Baltimore Mike or Chriza)
     
  9. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Jose...
     
  10. HAL

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    you suck
     
  11. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    they were white
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I was hoping you were asleep, and would wake up to a lake. :pissed:
     
  13. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Nope. I heard that shit while I was in the middle of pissing too.

    I really wanted to murder tonight.
     
  14. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Jews eh?
     
  15. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    sure
     
  16. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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  17. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Id run away if you got a chub in front of me, too. Outdoors, nonetheless.
     
  18. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Stop it
     
  19. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Blah.
     
  20. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    No.

    You!