Some guy broke into my house tonight.

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Weirdest fucking shit I've ever experienced.

    Kids were out at a ballhockey game, I was having a nap with PP when I hear my dog going BERSERK in the backyard. Then I hear a strange man's voice downstairs, so I go flying downstairs (thinking maybe it was my dad, or my brother, or a buddy just poking his head in the door to see if I was home) and there's a complete fucking stranger standing in my hallway, about to go downstairs chasing my cat. Looked about early 20's.

    He proceeds to tell me that it was HIS cat, went into a sad story about his running away, swearing it was his, then starts mumbling something about how he thought that this was his house that his dad bought for him "but I guess he still doesn't think I'm good enough" followed by a barrage of tears, followed by some more incoherent mumbling, then said that he thought PP's truck was his...............

    The whole time I slowly back him towards my front door, then stood there listening to his ranting with the door open, as my dog was still losing her mind. I finally got him out, and he left crying his eyes out about how it'd been a really bad weekend.

    It was goddamn surreal. :crazy2:
     
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    There was an epi of Criminal Minds just like this.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    How did it end? Did the weirdo come back and cut up the dog and stab the chick to death? :ohnoes:
     
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    That's why doors have locks on them .
     
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    on noes are the dirty panties ok?

    Thats where you would of found me
     
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    Uh. Um. Hmmm. He wandered in to the right house. Cuz he could easily be dead right now.
     
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    no shit... thats fucked up. glad your alright.
     
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    Hope you called the police. He's lucky you didn't kill him. I'm proud of your restraint.
     
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    If that fucker had wandered into my house he'd be daid and in the gully right now
     
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    He actually opened my back gate, and came in through my back sliding glass doors. Hence why the dog was having a hernia. I rarely lock my doors, but I NEVER lock them when my boys aren't home.

    Likely not in Canada, but somebody more prone to freaking out may have called the cops on him at the least.

    I couldn't smell alcohol on him, but he was clearly fucked up out of his damn skull. I just remembered the time my brother got drunk, and was woken up by a strange family and their kids on their couch in their livingroom. People make mistakes. :dontknow:
     
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    You should have put a BB right between his eyes.
     
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    Canadians have weird customs. Is Robert Downey Jr. Canadian? Oh well, I'm off to bed and will now lay there and think I hear someone coming down my hall.
     
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    Call the cops. If he kills someone later on you couldn't live with the guilt cause he wasn't stopped.
     
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    See if you can track him down and kill him
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :omg: Damn, that type of thought process didn't even enter my head. It's too late now. This was about 5 o'clock this evening.

    If my kids had've been home, my reaction may have been much more extreme..........but I wasn't scared in the least. PP was upstairs, all I had to do was yell, and my dog wouldv'e torn off his arm if he tried to touch me. :dontknow:
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    dam slips, you ruined a good sleeper porn video.:facepalm:
     
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    He was there to burglarize , probably for drug money. He was just faking the nut routine.
     
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    Zimmermanize that mutherfucker. (Yes, it's a verb now.)
     
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    Will this change your mind at all about keeping your doors locked ? Doesn't matter if you were scared of the guy or not. Something bad could've easily happened to you.