Some guy I know quit the police academy.

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    I only know this guy a little bit. He was a security guard at a place I work at and all he ever talked about, fucking constantly, was how he couldn't wait to be a cop so I was kinda happy for him when he made it to the academy.

    I found out today that he resigned. Was it because he realized the pay is subpar? No. He realized the job is kinda shitty with the current environment? No. He quit because he realized being a cop with the fucked up hours new guys suffer through will interfere with his participation in his dance group.

    Dance group. :jj::nojj::jj::nojj::jj::nojj::jj:
     
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    wow
     
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    This, my friend, is just anothuh beautiful example o natural selection at work!!!

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    He was just a man with a dream
     
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    That's too bad, it sounds like he would have been a real credit to the force.
     
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    maybe he'd rather be an indian
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    Kinder and MUCH gentler. :c
     
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    I need to dance! FUCKER!!!
     
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