Some guys are hiding vaginas full of cash in LA

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  1. FishySausage

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    http://laist.com/2014/10/20/some_guys_are_hiding_fake_vaginas_f.php

    You might think that headline is misleading, but we assure you it is not. A couple of guys known for their pickup artist videos are hiding a bunch of cash—$10,000 in total—inside Fleshlights and hiding them all over L.A., scavenger hunt style.


    In case you were unaware, a pickup artist is a guy who tries to help men who consider themselves unsuccessful with the ladies get girlfriends or find women who will have sex with them. They seem to operate on the logic that there are certain tricks that can build confidence and convince women to want to sleep with even the homeliest of men. Simple Pickup is one such group. They have articles like 'How to Send an Opening Text on Tinder' and 'How to Hook Up with Cowokers.'

    In case you were unaware, the Fleshlight is a male masturbation product that looks kind of like a heavy-duty flashlight, but really houses a fake vagina then can be used for self-pleasure.

    Fleshlight, according to a release, gave the Simple Pickup guys $10,000 to make a promotional video. This is a match made in pervert heaven. Guys who can't get laid on their own are the type of consumers both these groups need. What Simple Pickup decided to do, however, was stuff 200 Fleshlights full of money and hide them all over Los Angeles. While the exact locations of all the Fleshlights will be revealed October 25, clues will be released via their Twitterand other social media accounts before then. One of the location clues has already been posted.
     
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    this sounds like some fish sausage
     
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    I don't like the smell of this...
     
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    Filling them with cash might actually make Howard want some pussy.
     
  5. Jayla

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    :ohno:
     
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    Is that a fleshlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
     
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    Paging, Gary Puppet!
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    He'd leave real vaginas around the...wait, not sure where I'm going with this joke.
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    :lol:
     
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    Something fishy about this money.
     
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    It would be better to hide the cash in real pussies. Then when you get lucky, you really get lucky.
     
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    Isn't every vagina "full of cash" in a way?
     
  13. FishySausage

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    Well it definitely can be converted to cash
     
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    He's still waiting to see a real one up close.:coffee:
     
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    Howard is checking Ralph's ass out for a wad of cash tonight just to be safe.
     
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    Gives the saying "Fist full of cash" a whole new meaning......

    #TooEasy
     
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    money pit
     
  18. Jayla

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    Teehee.