Some little shit knocked on my door trying to sell crap. I answered holding my shotgun.

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  1. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    I made no threatening gestures at all, and told him I was in the middle of cleaning it. He promptly left, but I just heard him tell a neighbor he's calling the cops.

    Now what?
     
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    Barricade yourself and turn on your local news
     
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    Lmfao.
     
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    Well, now that you've gone and got the cops called on yourself....might as well Periscope that shit. :thumbup2:
     
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    You left out the part about not wearing pants.
     
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    .....
     
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    Snort Recently engaged Gold

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    Say, as you've said, you were just cleaning it, it didn't dawn on you that you even had it, and add in thst it was still half apart for the cleaning. .... or shoot first and ask questions later.
     
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    And having had a half a bottle of wine.
     
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    Are you legally entitled to possess a long rifle? If yes than no worries.
     
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    Break a window and describe the would be intruder as this kid.
     
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    Sounds like a reasonable response to me.
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Yes. I purchased it legally and went through the 10 day waiting period.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    If the police stop by, make sure you are well-dressed and put on a ski-mask when you greet them at the door
     
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    Tell the cops you're not coming out without a fight. That always makes them go away.
     
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    just keep yelling ruby ridge out the window
     
  17. Phil McKrakin

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    Fuck is wrong with you?
     
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    Was he a hairless thin framed Norwegian trying to sell food subscriptions?
     
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    I think he's lying.
     
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