Some Mother tried to scold me off the swings just now

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  1. Half Pint

    Half Pint Well-Known Member VIP

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    When there was still a swing available!!!
    I said, " There is an available swing right there" and pointed next to me.
    And the Mom said, "Well Hannah is intimidated my you".
    And I wanted to say, "Well the baby swings are over there" but instead I said, "How old is she?"
    Mother is now mad at me... "What does it matter how old she is? Are you going to get off or not?"
    Me "Nope"

    I thought of Slippy and thought- She would have had the balls to say the baby swing comment or scared the shit outta that cunt Mom. I do have to work in this town though.
     
  2. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    seriously?
     
  3. nazdrowie

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    ummmm... :worried:
     
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    You should have told Hannah that her mom is a cunt.
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    oh poor little cunty hannah's scared?

    fuck hannah.
     
  7. Half Pint

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    Took this while she was watching
     
  8. Half Pint

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    I was so mad my neck was throbbing. I wanted to punch Hannah's Mommy. I kept swinging higher and higher.
     
  9. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    So what is it about you that intimidated Hannah?
     
  10. Half Pint

    Half Pint Well-Known Member VIP

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    No shit
     
  11. Gas Face

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    Why are you cruising playgrounds Mrs. Low?

    :worried:
     
  12. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Hannah was conceived accidentally.
     
  13. The Cunt

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    I would have just told her to fuck off and get the fuck away from me... fuck hannah and her issues.. she'll have to deal with them one day... sorry but that's life
     
  14. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Probably those feet.
     
  15. Half Pint

    Half Pint Well-Known Member VIP

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    My guess was that I was swinging high :dontknow:
     
  16. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i suspect she was comparing breast size.
     
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    Dogging
     
  18. artiesoffspring

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    I like to swing while high.
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    "oh don't worry hannah. whenever there's something in this world that isn't exactly how you want it, the world will change for you. never forget that. you're so important, that the world will change for you."
    -hannah's mom
     
  20. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    there are british amateur porn vids called dogging vids where hoars give a group of guys various forms of sex while in the countryside.