Some of King Tut's belongings

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  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    The Egyptian Pharaoh of the 18th Dynasty, who led the period known as the "New Kingdom" and died at 18 yrs old. King Tut is now known to have feminine hips and a club foot and needed aid to stand and to walk around. Some say he was died from a chariot accident and malaria. Some say because of chest trauma they have seen on CT scans. He could been kicked by a horse or stomped on by a rhinosnorus during a hunting trip. Or was he killed because certain people did not want a weak, club footed king who was so young and would reign for years to come? Who knows.

    After years of bone studying, CT scans and forensics. What King Tut looked like.

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    A set up of what it exactly looked like when they entered his tomb and after life room.

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    The well known King Tut burial mask

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    King Tut's linen gloves.

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    The King's golden slippers

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    King Tut's chest where he would've kept his belongings

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    One of his chariots found in his tomb.


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    What might've been his royal chariot.


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    A cribbage like game that belonged to King Tut.

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    King Tut's chair

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    A sword and shield that laid close to King Tuts room. Possibly what he carried while on his chariots.

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    Found in his tomb. It was probably carried on the top of the kings staff during ceremonies.

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    King Tut's walking stick

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    King Tut's five gold rings and one of his ceremonial rings.


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    Yes, he was club footed. Cue the Eric the Midget comments. :c
     
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  2. Carlos Danger

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    He's club fucking footed, you asswipe!
     
  3. Mojopin

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    Not much of a looker that Mr. Tut.
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    He was born in Arizona, got a condo made of stone-a...
     
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    Super cool. The rings fascinate me for some reason!

    As for those chariots.... I am surprised their mode of transport wasnt more opulent in appearance.
     
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    I find this stuff FASCINATING !
     
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    Wide-hipped? Reminds of the wigged fruit cake...:lmao:
     
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    club footed coincidence? I think not!
    Edit- You know until I downloaded this picture I really had no sense of how small and disabled Eric really was...:(
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    Still looks better than crocks.
     
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    I really miss hearing that fucker, I'm sure stern would have made him boring by now much like he has Beet but still...
     
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    I think I own a pair of those
     
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    No, it would have been so much worse....there would be an Eric the midget
    Impersonator!!!!!
     
  14. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    He needs to do some upper body work.
     
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    Say it ain't so Somer, you were on a roll with the boots. :nocheer:
     
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    Good shit here.... Oh shit....

    Eric the Pharaoh/ The Actor/ The Midget
     
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    I saw most of this stuff at the Egyptian Museum in Cairo. It is literally a stone's throw from Tahir Square. I also entered King Tut's tomb in the Valley of the Kings. I'm sure glad I made it to Egypt before the revolution. Egypt is great place to visit but you can pretty much guarantee your going to have stomach problems. I was on a tour which included 4 days on the Nile. I ate everything including salads. I knew it was going to fuck up my stomach but I didn't care. The food was terrific.
     
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    Tut doesn't look like a Reggie in the first pic. I'm pretty sure the ancient Eyptians were "African-American".
     
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    ..take note of king tuts chair ...there has been a constant attempt by Caucasian historians to portray the ancient Egyptians as white, but the physical evidence completely wipes out that assumption...even with DNA evidence, statues, and color specific murals that depict black people...the subversion continues
     
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  20. LaserT

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    Did you also rock Jelly sandals? :c