Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Jun 17, 2015.
One time I was picking up crap around the house and I asked what all the handkerchiefs were around my husband's computer. He said they were his cum rags.
I just use dirty shower towels from the hamper.
Like four stashed around the desk.
I had a Star Wars glass. I was eight.
If you tossed one against the wall, would it stick?
They weren't fresh. These were old, old rags.
"What are these?"
"...cum rags?" With that upward inflection. It makes me laugh.
People who use socks are 10x more likely to be serial killers
you shoulda thrown one like a frisbee
Jerking off instead of making the bed go squeaky squeaky must have given you the sads?
Straight shooters are great, no pun intended.