Some of you people posting here have to jerk it in tissues

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    One time I was picking up crap around the house and I asked what all the handkerchiefs were around my husband's computer. He said they were his cum rags.
     
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    how many?
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    I just use dirty shower towels from the hamper.
     
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  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Like four stashed around the desk.
     
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    I had a Star Wars glass. I was eight.
     
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    If you tossed one against the wall, would it stick?
     
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    They weren't fresh. These were old, old rags.
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    "What are these?"

    "...cum rags?" With that upward inflection. It makes me laugh.
     
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    People who use socks are 10x more likely to be serial killers
     
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    you shoulda thrown one like a frisbee
     
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    Jerking off instead of making the bed go squeaky squeaky must have given you the sads?
     
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    Straight shooters are great, no pun intended.
     
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