Some old lady called me a fucking dick today

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  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Well-Known Member

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    I was riding around on my bicycle and drove on the wrong side of the road because I could take a short cut that way. The road was well wide enough for two cyclists to pass each other and I was taking it easy. Some old lady drove towards me and as we passed each other with a very comfortable margin she suddenly yelled in rage: "YOU'RE DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD YOU FUCKING DICK!!!!!"

    I just started laughing. It was the coolest thing that happened to me this week so far.
     
  2. JJR

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    Sounds like a total dick move, bro.
     
  3. BearShit

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    life changing
     
  4. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    this
     
  5. Billy Brown

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    Why you gotta be a dick?
     
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    you deserved it, cut the shit.
     
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    life is great when that stuff happens.
     
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    I notice when we ride bikes.....a lot of drivers get hostile....WTF? Like some bicycle hate

    How abut get off your fat fucking ass and try riding a bike yourself....you may cheer the fuck up
     
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    Get a car and run her over

    100 points
     
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    :grad: Stop whining about being treated like any other vehicle on the road and then proceed to not stop at stop signs, drive against traffic, etc.
     
  13. RenchFries

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    :grouch:
     
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    California bike riders are the worst. Almost killed one yesterday that decided to blow through a red light at a major intersection. Of course he flipped me and the car next to me off . . . I can content myself in the fact that one day some drunk illegal alien will most likely drag his corpse a hundred yards under an uninsured, unregistered, 1988 Toyota pickup truck.
     
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  18. RenchFries

    RenchFries Well-Known Member

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    I normally don't do shit like that, actually. I hate assholes who run lights and put others in danger. But this was an empty street, there was no traffic anywhere in sight and I really didn't cause anyone discomfort. She was just pissed at me for breaking the rules.

    [video=youtube;L397TWLwrUU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU[/video]
     
  19. RenchFries

    RenchFries Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha what the fuck.
     
  20. Stew Nod

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    I never whine....I dont follow any rules

    That's the point of riding a bike...if you get hit...oh well, that's the chance you took