Some people have all the luck

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  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    In a small town near where I live someone got up this morning and found a dead body floating in their pond. I checked my pond and all I saw was fish, a few frogs, a turtle and a muskrat. :fil:
     
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    Did you check yesterday? If not, you'd better look on the bottom.
     
  3. RobsDad

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    There's always tomorrow Lem.
     
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    Or wait a bit. A body on the bottom will probably be floating by this afternoon.
     
  5. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I can see clear to the bottom.......nothing but giant catfish!

    :toptip:
     
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    I'm jealous of your pond, and pretty much everything else about your place.
     
  7. Bro

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    a 4 year old boy and his 7 year old sister were found in a neighbors pool the other day.
     
  8. Dick Gozinya

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    That's because you're a cop, Lem. Everyone knows you never throw fetal matter into a cop's pond. :hat:
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I hate to hear that. That happens so much.
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    You bury it under a sapling like Mel Gibson tried to do with Oksana's fetal matter, but she didn't appreciate it.
     
  11. Dick Gozinya

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    Sunbathing or dead kids' float?
     
  12. Lemmy

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    I'd like an in ground pool but money's tight. :sad:
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Some people have all the pain, some people get all the breaks, some people do nothing but complain.
     
  14. Dick Gozinya

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    Alone in a crowd on the bus after work? You're dreaming...
     
  15. Lemmy

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    Well thanks but it comes off better in pics and can be a massive PITA.

    The catfish would make quick work of that so I'd never know. The only people that know what I do for a living are my immediate neighbors. I think, if I'm avoided, it's more due to my surly nature.

    Women are hard to figure out sometimes.
     
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    This is why we'll never get a pool. I want one, and would love to have it, but I don't need some fucking kids floating tits up on my property because they scaled my fence for a dip.

    I used to break into backyards and do it as a kid. Fucking stupid
     
  17. Lemmy

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    The dead kids wouldn't bother me nearly as much as the lawsuit from the dipshit parents. Funny thing is that if I put in a pool I need a fence but my 80 foot round by 15 foot deep pond is no problem. :jj:
     
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    It was actually an above ground pool sunk into the ground. :c
     
  19. Bro

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    Yeah the kids broke thru the fence and fell into the black water of the unkempt pool.
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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