Some pics of my "new" hillbilly heaven.....

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lemmy, Sep 15, 2015.

  1. Lemmy

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    We got the keys last Wednesday to the new joint. We found out pretty quick that the old owner was simply a dick. Everything with getting a new place was more difficult because of dumb/selfish shit he did. Utilities were shut off instead of transferred, he left the place in simply disgusting condition and even took most of the lightbulbs. That is just some of it. Certainly a shitbag.
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    You gonna wanna soundproof that barn...
     
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    Mlaw wants to know what the address is.
     
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    Let the critiques begin.
     
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    Why does the chimney stick up so far?
     
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    grass looks sweet
     
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    And how come you only have one chimney? Howard has like 15...
     
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    Good luck, buddy.
     
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    I didn't take nearly as many "before" pics as I should have but we were just in a rush to get it liveable. How some people live is beyond me. Just gross.
     
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    Is Gilaet tied up in the barn?
     
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    looks buggy...add on a 3 season porch
     
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    Great question
     
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    Those full garbage cans are a fraction of the mess.
     
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    And don't bother having someone come in to clean. The realtor recommended this "great girl" to clean up all the filth left behind in the house we just bought and the girl was the height of a TOMCAT or a NIGHTCRAWLER. She couldn't clean anything higher than the baseboards and she didn't bring a step stool.
     
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    You still have her number?
     
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    Do you use the same cleaning service as @AnimalGod ?