Some shit you would do, if you were ever a mod/admin.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Mar 3, 2013.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    One thing that's always fun with the "special buttons" - you can deal with people that get on your nerves differently. It would be fun as hell to have every post Schmoopy made suddenly say "OHHHHHHHHHHH GOD I WANT COCK" "JESUS CHRIST SLIPPY IS SEXY" "I REALLY AM A STUPID DRUG ADDICT WHO LIVES OFF HIS PARENTS AND OWNS NOTHING", ..........etc etc. You get the gist.

    I'd have to pay a lot of attention and stalk him the way he stalks me.........but I don't really have that kind of time anymore. It would be fun as hell to watch him melt as I did though!!!!!!!!

    Or Clutch, or Ridic, or bobtraw.............I think that's it. They'd be offering to suck cock and lick filthy asses with every post, all day long!!!!

    I'd like to hear some other evil ideas. In case I ever marry Naz and get access to the mod buttons. :coffee:
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Troll everyone 1000x worse than Dawg already does.
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    DROPTHRUST!! Time to gum!! :madsex:
     
  4. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    You've been drinking.
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Why are you still using the same pictures of yourself from 2003?
     
  6. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    you could just add people to their ignore lists without their knowledge
     
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I don't drink. :smile:
     
  8. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    When I mold you into a dildo, you will no longer be able to type. Just know this.
     
  9. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    Dawg can barely post a video much less troll anyone
     
  10. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Stoned/drunk - potato/potato. Tomato/tomato.
     
  11. Chaos

    Chaos Active Member

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    Have the hot women send me sexy pics in appreciation for me making sure they aren't messed with. Some my call that a shakedown. Those people are stupid and I don't like that terminology. I would prefer "tokens of gratitude" :ucoffee:
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Major important question.


    Should I NOT wash my hair every day? And by washing I mean shampoo/conditioner? Is it ok to just get my hair wet? Is that what I am supposed to be doing?
     
  13. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Lulz.
    Schmoopy made you have a meltdown?
     
  14. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Precisely. There's a kabillion of us here, and he's a mexican with a short attention span and an occasional affinity for Dos Equis.

    I'm lucky I can remember my street address, phone number, and children's names some days.
     
  15. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    naz is right
     
  16. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    No one likes a mod or admin that fucks with people they don't like....I think thats one of the reasons this BB is successful....they dont use their powers to settle scores
     
  17. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    ooooooooooo, evil genius.....

    I'm not a big fan of cock pictures, myself. They kind of all look the same, to a certain degree. Like a bucket full of hairless caterpillars.
     
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    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Not every day...let the natural oils do their work, sir
     
  19. Chaos

    Chaos Active Member

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    Oh good. You like that idea. You would be on top of my protection list. :c
     
  20. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Agreed.

    This is why I should never mod/admin here.

    My trigger button would be hairy.