Some Womens Got Da Tight Tight

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  1. wife is a whore

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    Welcome to my thread. Please share your tales or pics of tight vagina.

    Ladies, you can share stories of troublesome insertions if you like. Even if you got schloppy box, there must have been times where you ran across a phallus or object that was difficult to accommodate.

    Belle Knox has a tight and tiny pussy.

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    Barely legal anorexics have very tight, though kinda dry, vaginas. Leads to lots of pop outs, but it is fun squeezing it back in. I never had a bulimic, so I can't speak on their vaginas.
     
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    #therealposteroftheyear
     
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    Story of a tight vagina:
    Learning to do a hysterectomy on a cadaver one must insert a finger into the preserved vaginal canal the locate position of cervix and pubis. It can be very tight and it is suggested to use a lubricated latex glove to help facilitate movement. The T-incision is made about 1 inch below umbilicus and fatty tissue, fascia, muscle moved out of view. Remove as much fatty tissue as possible. The embalmed walls of uterus will feel leathery to the touch. Serveral major blood vessels must be cauterized and/or tied off. Notice the tightness of the uterus and fallopian tubes. Etc.. Etc.. Remove. Place in viscera pan and bag. Tighten it very tight. So so tight.
    How's that story.
     
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    I got 5-9/16 inches of man-meat ready to crush that shit. She'll never walk the same again.
     
  5. wife is a whore

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    Stop, Bro, you gonna make me blush. You are too kind.
     
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    They can't take that stuff out w/ a couple lasers, like they do w/ prostates?
     
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    Wife, how old were you when you lost your virginity?
     
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    No. Not that I have ever seen.
     
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    I've said it before and I will say it again. You are just vile.
     
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    Christine, a chick from Queens I used to bang back in 2002 was tighter than a nuns cunt. I would sneak in (she lived with her parents) and we would bang a couple times before the sun came up. The trick was keeping the noise down to ensure mommy and daddy wouldn't awaken. She was a fantastic fuck, only problem was she was barely 5 feet tall and just wasn't built for full vaginal penetration. I would pay the get those days back knowing what I know now.
     
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    Bulimics?

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    Antithesis of a Howard thread says what?
     
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    :rolleyes:
     
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    Wife Is A Whore is the real deal, pal!
     
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    Back in high school, me and my girl were in a heavy make out session when she asked me to finger her. So of course, I did. Then she asked me to put two fingers inside. I did. Then she asked me to put my whole hand in. I did. Then, she asked me to put in my other hand in and clap. I put in the other hand, but I couldn't clap.

    She smiled, "Tight, huh? I told you I was a virgin!"
     
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    I consider my first bareback experience to be when I lost my virginity, so 25.
     
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    Thank you for noticing. Reps on the way.
     
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    They need to lose about 10 pounds.
     
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    Retired porn whore Amia Miley gots tight tight also. Well, probably not anymore, but it fit the bill at the beginning of her whore career. I couldn't find pics of her struggling to accommodate that guy from Bang Bros, but I think these photos will demonstrate my point.

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