old Chevy Malibu convertible Oh man, you know what some fucker did the other day? Fucking keyed it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it. They should be fucking killed. No trial. No jury. Straight to execution. Boy I wish I could have caught him doing it. I'd a giving anything to catch that asshole doing it. It would have been worth him doing it, just so I could catch him doing it. What a fucker. What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean don't fuck with another man's vehicle. It's just against the rules.