Somebody keyed my car

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lucky Pierre, Feb 22, 2013.

  1. Lucky Pierre

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    old Chevy Malibu convertible

    Oh man, you know what some fucker did the other day? Fucking keyed it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.

    They should be fucking killed. No trial. No jury. Straight to execution.

    Boy I wish I could have caught him doing it. I'd a giving anything to catch that asshole doing it. It would have been worth him doing it, just so I could catch him doing it.

    What a fucker.

    What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean don't fuck with another man's vehicle. It's just against the rules.

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    Mind if I shoot it up here?
     
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    hai mutt.
     
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    dumb ass pecker wood.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    and what is the deal with foot massages?
     
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    pulp fiction
     
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    oh hurr durr pulp fiction i'm smart hrrrmph grrrrmph slap slap.
     
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    pierre what is your avatar?
     
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    late to the party :hat:
     
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    [video=youtube;oZwWa2zqIFQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZwWa2zqIFQ[/video]
     
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    Am I a Reggie? Are we in Inglewood?
    No... You're in my home.
    White people who know the difference between good shit and bad shit, this is the house they come to.
    Now, my shit, I'll take the Pepsi challenge with that Amsterdam shit, any day of the fuckin' week.
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    We could buy twenty of 'em for that ....
     
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    Ever see this movie?

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    I think it's a cool movie.
     
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