Somebody's log clogged the toilet and the fucker left it

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shine, Mar 1, 2012.

  1. Shine

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    I am not plunging that thing out. Fuck that. I will piss in the sink again
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT GARY BUSEY

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  3. Shine

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    why are you trying to hijack my thread
     
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    Sounds like every public bathroom I've ever tried to use.
     
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    It wasn't me. Mine are dainty and heart-shaped
     
  7. Shine

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    thing is that this is not a public bathroom. There is a limited number of people who drop deuce in this bathroom.
     
  8. Vyb

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    It may just be a two flusher. Take a chance.
     
  9. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Girls don't poop. :nono:
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

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    :jj:
     
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    interesting fact: someone took a hefty shit on one of the tables at work. My boss called the security dept and demanded it be analyzed for DNA. Turns out there is no DNA in human waste.
     
  12. HeinousMark

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    Might need one of these:

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  13. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Unless the waste is from...

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    a cannibal.

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  14. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    there is a lot of tension between work-groups around here and the other group is a little lower on the food chain from us. they have some real winners.
     
  15. Shine

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    wouldnt there be some asshole skin around where it slid out?
     
  16. nserafini

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    I have access to the exec shitter. When numbers are low, you must leave a clean bowl.
     
  17. Tigger Please

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    They do, but they are really feminine about it. I pooped luxurious bath oil beads this morning.
     
  18. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Nice, what scent?

    If it were bath salts, Schmoopy'd call you.
     
  19. DrivenByDemons

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    I thought the same thing. There has to be SOMETHING, right???
     
  20. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    as dan patrick would say

    "the bathroom down the hall"