Someone asked me today what true happiness was

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  1. Shamrock12

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    I said amazing sex with decent cold take out afterwards....


    what is happiness
     
  2. LD3

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    That's hot
     
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    I've seen that movie too
     
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    Well, my toilet was running, but I got that fixed. So, I'm pretty happy about that.
     
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    it's a movie???
     
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    I'm sure somebody had sex in a movie and then had cold take out. Maybe Julia Roberts.
     
  7. LD3

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    Plumbing is really fun once get into it.
     
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    she is a filthy whore
     
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    Maybe you should do an English course.
     
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    I would hope so
     
  11. LD3

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    Yes good times:cheer:
     
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    That's the spirit
     
  13. Schmoopy

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    BFG doesn't know anything about plumbing. All he knows about is underage girls and having his dog lick peanut butter off his micro-penis.
     
  14. Shamrock12

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    who are you talking to?
     
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    :facepalm:
     
  16. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    Bang on the money!
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    True happiness is amazing sex and cold take out food, wtf, man.

    True happiness is being rich with an amazing body and a funny man who is attracted to you, never worrying about anything ever again
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I have that same picture of Einstein framed and on the wall next to me. True story.

    Now lets see those drunken Irish cabbages of yours. :happyhappy:
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Cold take out, unbelievable
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I don't see you denying it.