CCTV Someone hates bikers

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    Anyone else besides me a rider? This is my nightmare
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    Almost hit a deer last week. :ohnoes:
     
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    I once discharged an automated boomerang from my car.
    It decapitated three bikers and sliced a tit off a grandma walking her schnauzer
     
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    He's lucky those bikers stopped him from hitting that very dangerous lightpole
     
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    Where do you have the automated boomerang mounted? Does your grill open up to fire it?
     
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    It's funny cause they're Asian
     
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    Chinks are pretty much soulless sociopaths.
     
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    Speaking as someone who rides

    I'm not laughing
     
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    The guy on the roof. :eek:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Damn, that's horrible. Looks like something out of Grand Theft Auto! :eek:
     
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    You're a dumbass for putting your life in complete strangers hands. I know two people who were killed this year alone through no fault of their own, just like these poor nips.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    It discharges from my moonroof/beverage compartment
     
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  14. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    I'm sure they are fine.
     
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    Coke Can Baby Don't be a skunk

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    You the feral kid?
     
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    I don't know
     
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    In China you owe less money if you kill someone with your car then if they live. People often re run over people to make sure they are dead.
     
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    Fuck! You already have the 2017 model!
     
  19. wigtropolis

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    Yes
    With modifications
     
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    God
    I wish Seth riogen would go to China