someone is cooking fish in the workplace microwave...

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  1. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    :facepalm:its just fucking wrong...
     
  2. HOLIC

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    maybe when they are done they can put it back in the fridge so you can have fish flavored ice cubes :)
     
  3. DrSublux

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    take a dump in a bag and nuke it in the microwave for 5 min and enjoy teh smells
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I have a coworker that brings in fresh smoked salmon and makes the entire workplace smell like a bad date
     
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    That ranks up there with Indian food and scrambled eggs in a microwave. Foul beyond fucking belief . . both smell like the snatch of a fat woman in August (presumably).
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I think I'm the only person in the western hemisphere who thinks Indian food smells good
     
  7. Oderus

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    I eat fish/seafood all the time in the office. I NEVER microwave it. That's fucking foul.
     
  8. AmishGirl

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    Oh Jeeezus what is wrong w/some people, honestly don't people know enough not to do this in an Office ... :facepalm:
     
  9. AmishGirl

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    I used to like it okay, but now I find it hurts my stomach.
     
  10. Diogenes1

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    oh it smells good when its freshly cooked, but not when some half-wit decides to nuke the shit out of it so it smells like an elevator in an apartment complex where dots live.
     
  11. cheezedbyfate

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    the microwave stinx now...cant even defrost shit without it smelling like fish....
    fucking cuntknuckle...
     
  12. Oderus

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    why do you have shit frozen to begin with?
     
  13. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    i make kick ass smoothies at home,freeze em and defrost em at werk
     
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    oh
     
  15. DrSublux

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    I'll bet you shit with the door open. No god damn repeckt
     
  16. Gomez

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    you sure some dank bitch just didn't open her legs?
     
  17. cheezedbyfate

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    yeah....i wooda preferred that
     
  18. AmishGirl

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    :rs:
     
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    use some white vinegar on paper towels to clean it out before you use it
     
  20. Schmoopy

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    :troutjj: