WTF Someone just bombed the party I'm at

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    theres a kids birthday going on, lots of kids and parents spread out over two stories of the house were in. When cake was brought out, someone snuck away to the downstairs bathroom and destroyed it. Smells like a corpse took a shit. And there's no ventilation so it's really nuking the downstairs.

    Nobody knows who it was but the owner is pissed.

    Anyway. This person committed the almost perfect crime.
     
  2. SuperFarts

    SuperFarts Well-Known Member

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    "It was probably Mr. Methane, right Robin... Robin?"
     
  3. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Drink a lot more.


    Some problems just solve themselves.
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    lol
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    this is why obese people on disability should be killed...

    fucking rotting on the inside
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    I just spit my tea on my mac when i read that
     
  7. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...its probably one of the broads.
     
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    At least it wasn't an upper decker.
     
  10. HypocriteHowie

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    Shit Happens.


    Did you really think that saying came from something else?
     
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  11. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Snort B-U-B = Big Ugly Babies Gold

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    But @Slow is vital to this site, who would keep up with everything and them bang out a 25,000 word novella?
     
  13. McLennison

    McLennison Well-Known Member

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    Executive and "professionals" are the worst. At the building I work at you enter the men's room at your own risk. These guys have no problem taking the very first stall and blast away. Don't care if people are in the room. Some take a newspaper in with them basically announcing to everyone "I'm going to take a shit". No mercy flushes, no discretion at all.
     
  14. Devil's Backbone

    Devil's Backbone Security Advisor - Larry Inc.

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  15. Slow

    Slow Just a gangster I suppose Gold

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    didn't you have me on block before? I would recommend blocking me again because i don't think your fragile sense of self can take a back and forth.
     
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  16. Snort

    Snort B-U-B = Big Ugly Babies Gold

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    Oh it can....and yeah but idk why cause I didn't try to block you.
     
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    No pics? :mad:
     
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    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Fucking fatasses are shitting everywhere. Soon as they punch the clock at work. Boom. Hit the shithouse for 20 minutes. In fast food restaurants. Oy vey they sit on them filthy seats and empty themselves and then fill right back up with a big mac. Shitting and shitting and shitting.
     
  19. Eclipse754

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    Blame it on the moonshine.
     
  20. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Really. I'm at a party and have to piss and someone is puking up in there. Fucker better hurry up