WTF Someone just bombed the party I'm at

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho The original Dorb VIP

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    theres a kids birthday going on, lots of kids and parents spread out over two stories of the house were in. When cake was brought out, someone snuck away to the downstairs bathroom and destroyed it. Smells like a corpse took a shit. And there's no ventilation so it's really nuking the downstairs.

    Nobody knows who it was but the owner is pissed.

    Anyway. This person committed the almost perfect crime.
     
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    SuperFarts Well-Known Member Banned User

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    "It was probably Mr. Methane, right Robin... Robin?"
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Drink a lot more.


    Some problems just solve themselves.
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    lol
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    this is why obese people on disability should be killed...

    fucking rotting on the inside
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    I just spit my tea on my mac when i read that
     
  7. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...its probably one of the broads.
     
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    At least it wasn't an upper decker.
     
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    HypocriteHowie VIP Extreme Gold

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    Shit Happens.


    Did you really think that saying came from something else?
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Snort I'm in oar of you. Gold

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    But @Slow is vital to this site, who would keep up with everything and them bang out a 25,000 word novella?
     
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    McLennison VIP Extreme Gold

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    Executive and "professionals" are the worst. At the building I work at you enter the men's room at your own risk. These guys have no problem taking the very first stall and blast away. Don't care if people are in the room. Some take a newspaper in with them basically announcing to everyone "I'm going to take a shit". No mercy flushes, no discretion at all.
     
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    Slow Well-Known Member Banned User

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    didn't you have me on block before? I would recommend blocking me again because i don't think your fragile sense of self can take a back and forth.
     
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    Snort I'm in oar of you. Gold

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    Oh it can....and yeah but idk why cause I didn't try to block you.
     
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    No pics? :mad:
     
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    Fucking fatasses are shitting everywhere. Soon as they punch the clock at work. Boom. Hit the shithouse for 20 minutes. In fast food restaurants. Oy vey they sit on them filthy seats and empty themselves and then fill right back up with a big mac. Shitting and shitting and shitting.
     
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    Blame it on the moonshine.
     
  20. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Really. I'm at a party and have to piss and someone is puking up in there. Fucker better hurry up