CCTV Someone just died right there but damn this Pizza is good

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  1. dawg

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    :jj:

    WTF is the matter with people?

    Did she get it at Sal's favorite pitzeria?
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Dude if I got some pizza my moms could have a seizure in front of me and be twitching and foaming at the mouth and the only thing that can save her is me and I be all like HOLD UP BITCH I GOTTA DIP MY CRUST IN DIS RANCH
     
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    You don't mean that for a second:fil:
     
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    Wtf was she supposed to do? Go and offer her slice to the guy who got ran over?
     
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    You're right

    I use blue cheese
     
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    My family and I were at a pizza place having dinner one night in a crowded restaurant when a guy at a nearby table became unconscious. He was at a table with a bunch of nurse trainees that were on their dinner break. But he just like fell over. Paramedics came and took him away. The whole restaurant basically continued to eat unphased.I was like a man may have died over there and youre just chomping away on your pizza...just another day for you, the worst day ever for him and his family.
     
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  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    He should have taken better care of himself and not been such a faggot
     
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    We all gotta eat. You want cold pizza? Fucker got run over. Tough shit. Wasn't me.
     
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    In Texas you can be prosecuted for not rendering aid to a victim. Its called the good Samaritan law.
     
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    The thread title indicates that the guy died. Wtf was she supposed to do? Go and start embalming the body?
     
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    A great big fat fuck once got into a drunken fight and ended up falling down unconscious right in front of my bar stool and I just sipped my lager and watched him almost die it was awesome
     
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    Kick him and go "Get up stupid"
     
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    Yeah, i made that up, i have no idea :jj:
     
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    Pizza all daaaay :oderus:
     
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    Imma have some when I get home and I'm gon heat it up properly
     
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    In a frying pan on top of the stove? That's the best way but it never fails, I wind up forgetting and burning it :bounce:
    Still eat it tho ....
     
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    Yeah you gotta do it on low and keep an eye on it

    Miss Chriza ordered her pizza cut in squares like a stupid asshole :facepalm:
     
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    Of course not. His mother hasn't spoken to him in decades.
     
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    Really? Hmm I will have to try this. I have one of those new fancy speed ovens, kind of similar to the ones they have in subway. It reheats left over pizza with the crust all crispy but doesn't dry out the top. Mmmm.

    Omg. i feel bad. I forgot this thread was about someone dying..and I'm talking about food :doh:

    Kanye and Chriza's posts are distracting me :nocheer: