Someone please explain to me how this man...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Sep 15, 2012.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    gets to bang this...

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    I just dont get it.
     
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    he meets the top two criteria for a ho...money and fame..or close enough
     
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    Hamptons Howie taught him the secret
     
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    hookers need to eat is how
     
  6. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...shes got a cute drew barrymore look to her in that pic.
     
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    Daddy issues :coffee:
     
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    She must have a fetish for old Jews who act Italian with salamander tattoos..
     
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    Gotta be his legs.
     
  10. GaryPuppet

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    She's a full retard. A moron, moronical. An imbecile, like the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived.

    [video=youtube;X6WHBO_Qc-Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6WHBO_Qc-Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
     
  12. HowardsPrenup

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    You're a celebrity GaryPuppet. Now you need to marry a golddigging "ex-model" and turn your backs on all of us
     
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    A stripper with Daddy issues, who'd have thunk it :uhuh:
     
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    Tweet her that ronnie pic and ask if he had calf inplants!
     
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    Im ugly like Howard and I have no money.
    Women want nothing to do with me.
    Thats why I am single, lonely, depressed and unable to get laid. :(
     
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    Hell, that's an easy one! :grad:

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    You can't possibly be as ugly as Howard, no reason to beat yourself up so much :secret:
     
  18. Woof

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    If real 'Gary' can get married,So can 'GaryPuppet'.........
     
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    the answer lies in 15 year old CPS files
     
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    This ;)