Something in Me Eye

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  1. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Got something in my eye this morning and cant find it nor get it out.
    So damned annoying. Anyone have any suggestions on how you get it out when it happens to you?
    And please dont suggest that I pluck my pig eye out. :poke:
     
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    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    Jizz
     
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    Good morning shit mult.
     
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    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    Hi Bethsucks :bigwave:
     
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    Blow your nose.
     
  6. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    I dont want you to suck my dick.
    I just need help with my eye problem.
     
  7. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Its in my eye not my nose.
     
  8. downtheshoreDom

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    Baby shampoo

    Will cause your eyes to tear up slightly and that'll force out whatever is in there.
     
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  9. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Hmmm. Dont have any or I might give that a try.
     
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    Gasoline also works.

    It is recommended you also use a match to see the offending particle clearly.
     
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    If you can get your eye under a faucet try flushing it out. Your eye may be scratched. That will make it seem like something is still there. You're old, why am I telling you this?
     
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    It works , trust me.
     
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    You could visit the world renowned animal ocular specialist for an opinion.


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    amputate the head from the neck thatll fix ya up .
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Nope, it didnt work :(
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    Flush it out with eye drops for Christmas sakes...
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Aint got none.
     
  18. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Hmmmm....
     
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    Well that's a shame.
     
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    What are all these Sperm Forum folk doing in the Bar?
    :omg:
     
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