Something in Me Eye

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  1. Pig

    Pig The original Dorb VIP

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    Got something in my eye this morning and cant find it nor get it out.
    So damned annoying. Anyone have any suggestions on how you get it out when it happens to you?
    And please dont suggest that I pluck my pig eye out. :poke:
     
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    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    Jizz
     
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    Boise Bob Well-Known Member

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    Good morning shit mult.
     
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    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    Hi Bethsucks :bigwave:
     
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  5. bennymuso

    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    Blow your nose.
     
  6. Pig

    Pig The original Dorb VIP

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    I dont want you to suck my dick.
    I just need help with my eye problem.
     
  7. Pig

    Pig The original Dorb VIP

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    Its in my eye not my nose.
     
  8. downtheshoreDom

    downtheshoreDom You TrĂ£sh

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    Baby shampoo

    Will cause your eyes to tear up slightly and that'll force out whatever is in there.
     
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    Pig The original Dorb VIP

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    Hmmm. Dont have any or I might give that a try.
     
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    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    Gasoline also works.

    It is recommended you also use a match to see the offending particle clearly.
     
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    If you can get your eye under a faucet try flushing it out. Your eye may be scratched. That will make it seem like something is still there. You're old, why am I telling you this?
     
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    It works , trust me.
     
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    You could visit the world renowned animal ocular specialist for an opinion.


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    amputate the head from the neck thatll fix ya up .
     
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    Pig The original Dorb VIP

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    Nope, it didnt work :(
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    J Hi Oderus puts rocks on fish.

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    Flush it out with eye drops for Christmas sakes...
     
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    Pig The original Dorb VIP

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    Aint got none.
     
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    Pig The original Dorb VIP

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    Hmmmm....
     
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    J Hi Oderus puts rocks on fish.

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    Well that's a shame.
     
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    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    What are all these Sperm Forum folk doing in the Bar?
    :omg:
     
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