Something is up with this bullshitter stern!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by tired, Nov 5, 2013.

  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    The lies and propaganda are flying!

    1/every conversation starts with I'm working so hard on the show when I'm not here. Lie!

    2/AGT IS off the air and here we go again. Will I, wont I? My schedule. Asshole doesn't have the slightest what real hard work is!

    3/today and most alarming, and I quote, I'm happiest when I'm alone with my computer. What about Beth?

    4/can't get to wait to get in bed to masturbate. WTF? You have a paid for whore aT home and you're jacking off?

    bullshit 24/7 the stern show
     
  2. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Stop listening. You'll feel better.
     
  3. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    Why don't you go fuck yourself, you'll feel better
     
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    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    conclusion - Beth and Howard are lousy lays.
     
  5. BeerCanThick

    BeerCanThick Well-Known Member

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    1. This is about Howard getting another 2 or 3 year deal before "moving on" to television.
    Anything less than 100 million is unacceptable. He's really pimping himself as a Hard-Workin' Grinder in
    Show Biz for one last contract. I've seen members here refer to this as "The Last Great Marble Heist."

    2. Damage control for when Stern isn't renewed for being an expensive pain in the ass to work with
    who forced a show move to NYC in order to get ratings 20 percent inferior to David Hasselhoff
    15 years after Baywatch, Ozzy Osbourne's Wife and Piers Morgan.
    Howard Stern will most certainly say that he made the decision to leave AGT to focus on his 110 day
    a year show because the show comes first. What a hard-working, dedicated, high class employee!
    He does it all for the show!

    3. He's a sexually inadequate man, bisexual at minimum if not fully homosexual, in a fraud marriage for
    appearance's sake. They don't even live in the same state and Beth talks about "primary residences"
    that are separate so that she gets a nice multi-million dollar dig when the "marriage" is up.
    Beth is running around Florida getting strange dick and Howard is home spanking it to "babysitter" (yeah, right!) porn.
     
  6. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    We got another BenBas here everybody
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    this...

    pretty much anything else would make better use of your time... have you taken up an Ax collection?
     
  8. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Why so grumpy? Are you tired? Did you not get enough sleep?
     
  9. larryluncg

    larryluncg Empty VIP Gold

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    hahahahahah
     
  10. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Beth remains in the Hamptons with the cats when Howard is in the city, she's publically stated that so they lead completely seperate lives 3-4 days a week
     
  11. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    The one thing I don't get is he repeatedly talks about his show being 5 hours long every day he is on. Even the remaining zombies must be able to tell time and simple math to realize he is rarely on for longer than 4 hours.