Something weird that happened when I was 15 or so

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  1. garypagetwo

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    We had a 29 year old Filipino cleaning lady living in our house, and I never really spoke to her much or anything, but this one evening when my parents were out, I was chilling upstairs watching TV just chilling really, she came up wearing just her nightgown and sat herself down across from me and picked up a magazine and started reading it or something. It was pretty dark in the room, but I remember thinking "...tha fuck?" and feeling annoyed because I wanted her to leave. I think she sat there for 10 minutes before she, without saying a word, got up and went down the stairs again.

    Now when I look back at it, I always wonder if she was hoping I'd make a move on her or something. Can't be, right? But then wtf was that about?

    Do any of you guys have a weird story like this from your childhood, where you look back at it and think maybe you could have gotten sex from an unlikely person in your life?
     
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    You eat pizza today?
     
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    I did. :gary:
     
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    See any cute dogs lately?
     
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    Lol
     
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    Yes. We had a Swedish nanny who would blow me whenever I asked. Nothing weird about it though.
     
  7. doughhead63

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    Tay'ter :jj:

    Het @garypagetwo -does my dog give you a boner?

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    nice shit-tier furniture you have there. Did you fish it out of a dumpster?
     
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    She was horny and wanted the dick. No doubt.
     
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    She wanted the D, Gar.
     
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    Confirmed and Verified, bro.
     
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    Was she hot?
     
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    It was taken on my porch, and it's outdoor furniture, Gar.
     
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    It was summer and she was really fat. That's why she was only in her night gown. Sweaty pig.
     
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    She wanted your Norwegian monster for sure
     
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    Gar, how much allowance do you folks give you?
     
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    Filipinos hit the wall long before 29.
     
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    did she start rubbing her cock
     
  19. garypagetwo

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    Thats what I think, but its so weird..
    she was not ugly, I guess. Pretty slim, 29, looked very Filipino...
    I wasnt into her or anything, but..
     
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    BTW this thread belongs in the Unexplained Mystery Forum. :ucoffee:
     
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