We had a 28 year old Jamaican cleaning lady living in our house, and I never really spoke to her much or anything, but this one evening when my parents were out, I was chilling upstairs watching TV just chilling really, she came up wearing just a leather bra and high heels, and sat herself down across from me and picked up a magazine and started reading it or something. Then she started rubbing her ass with a stick of butter. It was pretty dark in the room, but I remember thinking "...tha fuck?" I think she sat there for 10 minutes before she, without saying a word, got up and went down the stairs again. Now when I look back at it, I always wonder if she was hoping I'd make a move on her or something. Can't be, right? But then wtf was that about? Do any of you guys have a weird story like this from your childhood, where you look back at it and think maybe you could have gotten sex from an unlikely person in your life?