sometimes I assign descriptive names to my farts

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    here're some of them:

    Butt Blaster
    Colon Explosion
    Zippy
    The Enforcerâ„¢
    Flatus Maximus
     
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    napalm death
     
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    I pioneered the Dead Mouse fart; quiet, incredible stench-to-gas ratio and lingering.
     
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    I employ:

    Bamboo Shoot
    Dirty Diaper
    Danger Beef
     
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  6. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour

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    Who the fuck are you and how did you end up here :cmon:



    Off this shit mult !
     
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  7. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    this is an all-inclusive thread. all posters ae welcome to join this critical discussion on fart names
     
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  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Bamboo Shoot :scratch:
     
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    Probably Rum Balls
     
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    You know, the sound the poisonous dart makes as a blacker-than-night savage blows it out of a bamboo shoot.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Jesus :jj:
     
  12. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour

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    I think I could be persuaded to take a double barrel blast of your finest stank up both nostrils.
     
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    Oh..a monosyllabic fart. I never get those.