"Sometimes I have to rip paper"

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  1. Goods

    Goods Well-Known Member

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    Robin explained that the reason she doesn't know if her microphone is on or off during the show is because she turns it off to rip paper.

    WTF :unuts:

    Does that bitch think she's at home or something? What does she need to rip while on the air that can't fucking wait?
     
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    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    Translation: turns off mic to "burp" her colostomy bag.
     
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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    Just like Mr Toomey in 'the langoliers'
     
  4. Jim Lahey

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    Holy shit - this made me laugh so hard. Does anyone else know of the documentary The Teachings of Jon? It's a pretty good doc about a guy with Down Syndrome who has two loving parents who feed him and clothe him.

    The funny part is that Jon's go to move, his way to relax after a hard day at the Sheltered Workshop, is to RIP AND FOLD PAPER!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. John

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    Toilet paper.
     
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    That's the first thing I thought of too!
     
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    "Ole black Robin be rippin the names of colored folks from her last will and testcraments." She thinks she was born the wrong race, kind of like the way a tranny thinks of gender. "Only white folk deserve my life wages."
     
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    Rip paper means farting through an adult diaper.
     
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    "Rip Paper" - Means her stitches are breaking one by one . . . :secret:
     
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    Rip means- Rip a tremendous fart. [​IMG]
     
  13. Goods

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    [video=youtube;RP4abiHdQpc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP4abiHdQpc[/video]
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo Gold

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    Lol. I often rip paper, esp. After eating onions, broccoli, brussels sprouts, etc.
     
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    I'm rip'n paper and taken names
     
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    The Fake Story is Robin's News is relevant anymore...
     
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    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    Robin will soon be R.I.P. ing
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I just assumed she meant rippping off stories coming in constantly from her news center teletype machine.[​IMG]
     
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    The book or the TV movie?
     
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    She used to do it from her cage in the studio as well. Annoying as fuck.