Sometimes I piss through a long plastic tube

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by EddyG, Mar 25, 2015.

  1. EddyG

    EddyG Well-Known Member

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    It makes me feel like I have a really big cock.Its a foot and a half long. Other times I piss through a finished toilet paper tube. I know I am nuts,but I needed to share this with you
     
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    Did you ever sneeze while wiping your ass and instinctively put the wad of shitpaper to your nose to catch the flying mucus?
     
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    God dammit Eddy
     
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    :facepalm: can we get these retarded Canadians their own forum please?
     
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    Maybe GHP was wight about you.
     
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    whoa
     
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    Gross
     
  12. EddyG

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    no
     
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    Thank God
     
  14. EddyG

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    look,this site is filled with weird statements,I just wanted to share a weird thing I have done maybe a dozen times at most,and see if another member has done it too.No harm in that I feel.Or,just go look up Chrizas brilliant threads about chicken.
     
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    Do you shit through anything unusual?
     
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    Dick tubes are for CLOSERS, Eddy. Are you a Closer? Get off the site and start closing.

    ROR
     
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    I'm surprised nobody has started a spinoff thread yet
     
  18. EddyG

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    She just went after me just to get under my skin,not a right or wrong situation really. I blew money gambling so it meant I deprived my kids.etc. My kids are doing fine,she just made it her business to piss me off.
     
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    For the month I am at $65,000 so some closing is happening.
     
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    I just felt like sharing the story. I know its dumb,but look at half the threads here,also dumb I feel.