Sometimes I wish I could be a fucking man...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Danas Boyfrien, Dec 20, 2013.

  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    ...instead of being too much of a fucking pussy to take a relaxing shit at work because I don't want the receptionist to see me in the bathroom for more than a few minutes.... :facepalm:
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I'm a man..shit at work everyday...it's heavenly.
     
  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    I shat in a gas station 3 days ago

    with the door unlocked
     
  4. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er VIP Gold

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    :hi5: Me too! :cheer:
     
  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    and I think of all the money saved on toilet paper..it's a win win.
     
  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    you sir deserve an award.
     
  7. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    its times like that when I ask myself, what would al do....put a newspaper under your arm & make that shitter your bitch. [​IMG]
     
  8. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    ladies room for bonus points?
     
  9. BrulesRules

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    in lieu of a newspaper I play Candy Crush on the shitter.
     
  10. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    next time, you march right in there with a rolled up magazine and your head held high
     
  11. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I dont think I have ever taken a relaxing shit. Its not like I can put my feet up with a cold beer in hand.:dontknow:



    Or could I :bigthink:
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    If shit didn't smell, you black guys wouldn't even have to wipe.
     
  13. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    just flush a lot :dontknow: while you're pooping
     
  14. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    If she was unattractive I wouldn't give a fuck, but man does she have a fucking awesome ass...
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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  16. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    that's dumb. he still would b/c of bacteria and it would itch like crazy
     
  17. Markijuano

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    Disgusting
     
  18. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    She poops too from that awesome ass :secret:
     
  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    You wipe back to front. :puke:
     
  20. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Do you stand up to wipe your ass or lean on one ass cheek?