Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, May 19, 2016.
When I peed it split and one of the streams shot right down my leg
I had a bad feeling it was gonna
Yours, or another person's??
Dried man-goo clogging the head.
Did you not pee since the last time you jizzed?
Somebody jacked before work.
That sucks. I don't use the urinal when I wear khakis. There's no way to avoid the splash back and it's obvious it is piss.
Too much information.
You need to pee sitting down
It's called "pish"
Wouldn't help with my powerful stream.
Although I will use one if they have a "V" curve to them.
I mean who doesn't drop trousers down to ankles or just take them off completely while pissing at the urinal?
That sucks. Now you will have to wash them.
Pre jizz from the shower
You've got to shake your Nixon at least 15 seconds before putting it to bed or you will have Japan running down your left leg.