News Son of a bitch. I just got piss all over my khakis

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  1. Shivvy

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    When I peed it split and one of the streams shot right down my leg :pissed:
     
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    It happens...
     
  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I had a bad feeling it was gonna
     
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    Yours, or another person's??
     
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    Depends?
     
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    Dried man-goo clogging the head. :coffee:
     
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    Did you not pee since the last time you jizzed?
     
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    Somebody jacked before work.
     
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    That sucks. I don't use the urinal when I wear khakis. There's no way to avoid the splash back and it's obvious it is piss.
     
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    Too much information. :eek:
     
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    You need to pee sitting down
     
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    It's called "pish" :grad:
     
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    Wouldn't help with my powerful stream.

    Although I will use one if they have a "V" curve to them.
     
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    I mean who doesn't drop trousers down to ankles or just take them off completely while pissing at the urinal?
     
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    That sucks. Now you will have to wash them.
     
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    Pre jizz from the shower
     
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    You've got to shake your Nixon at least 15 seconds before putting it to bed or you will have Japan running down your left leg.
     
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